RA - FRIDAY YEPPEEE!!! ALONE , AT LAST!

Unbelievable but true! Black -self has gone away for a couple of days and couldn't prepare her RA-Friday. She even begged me to write down  something to post today. "Of course", I told her! Here I am. Ready... Steady ... GOOO!

First of all, my favourite pastime: gossip about Mrs Prof aka Black -Self aka that annoying woman who treats me like a pest. I've got my dignity! Well, it's hard to gossip about someone with such a boring life! But what I absolutely  wanted to say is ... Stop with the torture of closing me in that wardrobe. I hate it. Do you want to torture me? Waterboarding, please! Possibly on the same board as Lucas North or John Porter. Mind you, I mean tied to one of the two gorgeous men and sharing their sufference body to body ... AWWW! Let's stop here. What was I saying? Ah, yes! Gossip about Mrs Prof. and her boring life.  She's gone to Rome for a couple of days. To her friend's. They went to the Globe theatre on Thursday night for a  play, a comedy, titled ... mmm.... ah, yes! "Much Ado About Nothing" .  I wonder,  if nothing happens what should there be to be seen?  Usually she watches Robin Hood 2 on Thursday night and, while she was at the theatre,   they broadcast the final episodes , 11-12-13. Can one prefer the "Nothing" on stage to those gripping crucial episodes? She told me: "We've got the DVDs. We can watch those episodes as many times as we want!" Bla, bla , bla. Bollocks!  I can't understand her. Who was on stage? Richard? No, some other guys. See? What is there to be seen? Nothing. They say it even in the title!

Look at this GUY, instead ! This is MY guy! No other can compare...

If he looked at me like that ... awwww...  I would turn like this

and get him drowsy and tied  like this...

and ... I'd revenge Clarissa for what Lovelace did to her! What does Gisborne have to do with Lovelace? Nothing. But I'd take my revenge on HIM so gladly, so wholeheartedly, so selfishsly. In fact, I even hated that Clarissa! I can't bear her! But I'd take my revenge on Gisborne so willingly ... if you get what I mean.

I've got some other pictures here. How can one miss episode 11?  That's one of my best favourite in series 2. When Gisborne finds the Nightwatchman in the barn and discovers he is a SHE! And just that SHE! And Richard wonderfully expresses Guy's astonishment like this ...

and finally goes away furiously shouting: " YOU. DO NOT. SPEAK. TO ME!"

That's the right way to treat her! Well done, Sir Guy! You're perfectly right at being that furious.

Who does she believe she is to trick and cheat you like that?

After all barns  are very inspiring places, especially when it comes to Guy . For example in Angelfish's "Prisoners of Circumstance", Guy,  knowing who the Nightwatchman actually is , gives  Marian   her  comeuppance profiting from the situation. And what  profit!  What comeuppance! Ehm... Now I think I MUST start thinking about  a job. I  mean, once Black-self reads this post I'll have to look for a job to get a living.  She'll get furious and will want me out of here. No doubt. LOL

And guess what my dream job is? A clue? OK. I'll help you...

How much do these ladies get for that job? Enough money to live on? Well, I'd do it for ... definitely... utterly... totally... FREE!

(Thanks iz4blue. You are right! This is Hermione Norris helping Richard with the make - up while flying to Russia for Spooks 7)

I know, I know. This is something so many of you think about as their dream job but I had the chance to write it down in red ink today and... DID IT! So, If Black- Self sends me away from home I'll write to Strike Back production. Have you heard they'll produce a 10-part second series? Maybe, they'll need someone like me. I'm good at make-up but also at saying: "Go, go, go! " and "Sh**t" and "F**k".  Arent' I?

WHAT!!!!! Who put the asteriscs there instead of the letters? WHAT ?!? Black-Self ?!?  But she promised me no censorship!!!

AND YOU PROMISED ME NO BAD WORDS!!! DON'T YOU KNOW I CAN ENTER MY BLOG EVEN IF I AM NOT AT HOME!!! I WARN YOU!!! YOU RISK WHAT YOU'VE JUST WRITTEN: I'LL SEND YOU AWAY FROM MY HOME. I'M FED UP ... TO SAY THE LEAST! GET LOST!

HAVE A VERY GOOD WEEKEND YOU ALL !


P.S. FORGIVE RED-SELF'S RAMBLINGS. SHE CAN BE SO NAUGHTY, BLUNT AND RUDE.